Badlau Institute of Dairy Management to bring in White Revolution in Assam to counter Maoists

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The Badlau Institute of Dairy Management (BIDM), Sorbhog, Assam is planning to bring in a White Revolution in Assam to counter the rising menace of Maoist activities in Assam. With Akhil Gogoi saying that he is not a Maoist, it has become virtually impossible for the State Police to find out the Maoists in Assam. Therefore they are trying other ways of countering this increasing menace of Maoism by using the ideas of the imminent Nobel Laureate Economist of Assam, Gaurav 'Badlau' Gogoi, who recently created ripples in Assam by bringing two World Famous Economists Joseph Eugene Stiglitz and Meghnad Desai.

Akhil Gogoi has welcomed the move of Gaurav 'Badlau' Gogoi and in a press meet held in Guwahati Press Club Gogoi openly supported the initiative and said that he will provide milking of cow training to Gogoi. But in a bizarre revelation, Gaurav 'Badlau' Gogoi released a picture of his through his twitter account http://www.twitter.com/badlauG where he is seen milking a cow. He also went to tweet that he has received his cow milking trainings from non other than Laloo Prasad Yadav.

However, the All Assam Milk Producers Association has raised a hue and cry over the issue saying that their interests were not taken into account while deciding to start such an initiative. They are apprehensive that in order to get more milk the cows will be drugged which may lead to animal rights violations. But Gaurav 'Badlau' Gogoi has confirmed that only weak and fragile cows will be drugged and not the healthy ones. He also showed his picture where he is seen milking a cow which happened to be very healthy.

A lot of economists around the world have welcome the move, which they see as a path breaking economic initiative in Assam which can bring Assam among the most developed regions of the World. Badlau Gogoi has estimated that in the next 5 years Assam will produce a half of the world's milk produce and in 10 years, Assam will provide milk to the entire world. If all his dreams come true, he is expecting a Nobel Prize coming his way in a few years. Amartya Sen, India sole Economics Nobel Laureate, also asserted confidence that Gaurav 'Badlau' Gogoi will shine like a star in the morning sky of Assam for ages to come. Dr Himanta Biswa Sarma however reserved his comments for a later stage when he told this correspondent "Lets See". Truly, he did not seemed impressed with the milk idea.  AASU Supremo Samujjal Bhattacharya said that he is expecting another fodder scam, this time from Assam. With most political adversaries talking on negative lines, it will be a daunting task for Badlau to bring in badlau in the economic scenario in Assam via milking the cows.

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  1. mantu deka says:

    badlau should have taken the task of feeding a cow for one day only rather than milking her.

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