Kasab supports Sibal in censoring Facebook and Google

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December 6:In a move that comes as no surprise Ajmal Kasab has written to Kapil Sibal supporting Sibal's move to censor and preempt Facebook and Google content.In a copy that is available with Misakotha the "freedom fighter" Ajmal who has been honoured a state guest in India ,thanked the Congress government for its continued hospitality and assured them of his unwavering support.

Kasab also assured Sibal of support to the Congress government in Parliament said that he would support it from outside.Kasab also made it clear that he is against Anna Hazare.Kasab equates Anna Hazare with Hitler saying that Anna is the real enemy of India.

Further more Kasab has said that Sonia Gandhi has often reminded him of Mother India (the movie and not the beedi).With tears in his eyes he wrote that he has grown up watching Nargis in Mother India and imagining Sonia Gandhi in that role.To ridicule her in Facebook is "gunaah" of the highest order.

Kasab in a recent interview has made it clear that he has ample training to deal with any situation.He is willing to work as a mercenary for the Indian government.He also assured the people of Congress party that if the Google and Facebook authorities didn't take any action then he would gun down their offices as well.If I can gun down city what difficulty can a office posses,he was quoted as saying.

Kapil Sibal excited by this unexpected support has decided to field Ajmal Kasab from South Mumbai(Govinda's erstwhile) constituency.Kasab has also been assured a seat in the Steering Committtee of the Congress party.

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Nogen has done his Bachelors from the Institute of Fakery and Hogwash.(IFH).He has been often attributed as a genius.He is planning to pursue his masters in Akhil Gogoi Institute of Mass Movements(AGIMM).The Assam Government has promised him a grant of 420 crores in recognition of his activities. Recently he has been invited by Bill Gates and Warren Buffet for lunch but he couldnt attend it due to paucity of time.

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  1. KAsabKiBoti says:

    aapne tik kahan ji Yeh sab log kall mushraff ko hi election mein feild karenge, Kyonki woh tho Amritsar mein paida huwe the.................

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