Delhi October 11:In a move that has stunned political circle lunati....err Maverick Congress leader Digvijay Singh has announced that he is "cow" being milked by the Congress.When asked that if this was in defense of his calling Anna being milked by BJP ...the dangerous leader replied in the negative.
The famed leader who has complete disdain for anything that is religious further clarified that cow infact is not "gaumata" as Hindus believed but an acronym for "Careful Organised Worker" being milked by the Congress party.
If sources are to be belived the popular leader who was also known to be close to his buddy "Osama ji" further stated that he will forever be wiling to be a COW for the Congress party.
He was quoted as saying " India was born and I was born on 1947 due to the efforts of the Congress party......err I mean I was born in free India due to efforts of Congress party.hence I will always be a COW."
The leader also reported that he has concrete information that RSS was now planning to do a hostile takeover of the country.When we contacted Lal Krishna Advani over this he couldnt reply as he was having Glucon D for his Rath Yatra.
Digvijay Singh often confused with DJ the famed rap artist of Gachibowli has also decided to officially change his name to Congress Singh since according to him he was the one man army for the party.When contacted senior Congress leaders refused to comment and one of them Sanjay Nirupam even laughed aloud!
